Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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*This is the fairy tale that SHOULD have been read to us when we were* * little:*

*Once upon a time**

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* *in a land far away,**

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* *a beautiful** princess**

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 * *happened upon a frog. *

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 * *The frog hopped into the princess' lap**

 * *and said: "Elegant Lady,**

 * *I was once a handsome prince,**

 * *until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.**

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* *One kiss from you, however,**

 * *and I will turn back**

 * *into the dapper, young prince that I am**

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 * *and then, my sweet, we can marry**

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* *and setup housekeeping in your castle**

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* *where you can prepare my meals,**

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 * *clean my clothes, bear my children,**

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* *and forever feel**

* *grateful and happy doing so. "**

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* *That night,**

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 * *as the princess dined sumptuously**

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* *on lightly salted frog legs**

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* *seasoned in a white wine sauce,**

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* *she chuckled and thought to herself:**

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* *I don't freakin think so!*