*This is the fairy tale that SHOULD have been read to us when we were* * little:*
*Once upon a time**
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* *in a land far away,**
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* *a beautiful** princess**
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* *happened upon a frog. *
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* *The frog hopped into the princess' lap**
* *and said: "Elegant Lady,**
* *I was once a handsome prince,**
* *until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.**
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* *One kiss from you, however,**
* *and I will turn back**
* *into the dapper, young prince that I am**
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* *and then, my sweet, we can marry**
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* *and setup housekeeping in your castle**
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* *where you can prepare my meals,**
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* *clean my clothes, bear my children,**
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* *and forever feel**
* *grateful and happy doing so. "**
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* *That night,**
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* *as the princess dined sumptuously**
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* *on lightly salted frog legs**
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* *seasoned in a white wine sauce,**
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* *she chuckled and thought to herself:**
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* *I don't freakin think so!*










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