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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" "I'm out of gas." The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an  entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?

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The bee answered,  "BP."

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you're smiling aren't you?

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Date: 04/11/07
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excuseme??'s avatar by excuseme?? Wed Apr 11 18:57:43 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

yes i am smiling ;-) thank you :-D :-D :-D

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barbikins's avatar by barbikins Thu Apr 12 09:54:20 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D And, it's environmentally friendly! ;-) :-*

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lafalot's avatar by lafalot Fri Apr 13 13:47:24 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

If it could only work ;-)

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DockerRoo's avatar by DockerRoo Sat Apr 14 06:52:14 PDT 2007 (20 months ago)

OW OW OW (Forehead slaps) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Oh Daddywags "HONEY" Thats cute! :-* :-* :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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TEZCMY's avatar by TEZCMY Wed Apr 25 20:23:17 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D %7C :-O :-D :-D

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