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The Nudist

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A man moves into a nudist colony.  He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.  Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.
He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother; it says, "Thank you for the picture.  Change your hair style...it makes your nose look short."
Love, Grandma

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Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/13/06
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Description: How to tell your grandma where you live.

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Laura53's avatar by Laura53 Mon Feb 13 11:12:24 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D too funny!

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redorcia's avatar by redorcia Tue Mar 21 11:33:45 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O

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Tortelvis_'s avatar by Tortelvis_ Fri Mar 24 21:20:18 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D

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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Tue Mar 28 11:25:58 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Somebody needs their vision check and an anatomy and physiology lesson. Were all the guest caught by the short hairs, ouch!!! :-D Did they comb it across the epididymis, the party of the first part!!! ;-)

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Tue Apr 04 14:06:19 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D lol

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Tue Apr 04 14:30:39 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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joyann's avatar by joyann Tue Apr 04 15:41:18 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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isisis's avatar by isisis Tue Apr 04 18:17:42 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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Betty_Jo's avatar by Betty_Jo Thu Apr 06 01:24:40 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-O :-O

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curvy71's avatar by curvy71 Fri Apr 07 10:14:43 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

good one lol :-D

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Sat Apr 15 08:31:53 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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nichiro's avatar by nichiro Fri Jun 02 19:51:34 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

wonder why she did not see any eyes? :-( :-(

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carybell's avatar by carybell Mon Jun 05 08:27:07 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) :-D

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straw04's avatar by straw04 Mon Jun 05 10:15:44 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O Ouch, that's gotta hurt! :-D :-D :-D

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Cat333's avatar by Cat333 Mon Jun 05 10:26:57 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| Now a happy camper! :-D :-D :-D

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Mon Jun 05 12:32:30 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

OOPS THAT SMARTS :-D :-D :-D :-D

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aussiegirl587's avatar by aussiegirl587 Mon Jun 05 13:40:37 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

ouch :-)

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Tue Jun 06 00:18:59 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-O AYE-YI-YI! :-D :-D

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megsterrr's avatar by megsterrr Tue Jun 06 03:20:49 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| So much for ego!! :-D :-D :-D

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Chief_Tuna's avatar by Chief_Tuna Tue Jun 06 05:48:47 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-O ;-)

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