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Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/24/06
Views: 28,576
Description: A Brief Encounter!

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WizardHunt's avatar by WizardHunt Sat Feb 11 19:11:04 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O 8-| :-) Bad day I guess!!! Whoa!! :-D

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Susieposie's avatar by Susieposie Mon Feb 13 15:54:22 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-|

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Zemo999's avatar by Zemo999 Thu Feb 16 23:33:29 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Bad Day?!??! Well all depends on how ya look at it, at least his shorts were the ONLY thing hanging by the bulls horn!!! :-O :-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Thu Feb 16 23:37:30 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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stevestick's avatar by stevestick Sat Feb 18 18:13:34 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-)

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Sun Feb 19 09:05:18 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Sun Feb 26 12:22:34 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Did you ever figure who thought about ridin a bull as a way to spend a Sunday afternoon. Probably ole Jeb and three finger Jack were sitting in a bar one sunday after noon and Jack says to Jeb after downing a few tequilas, "Jeb, why don't we go and get Travis's bull, tie a rope around his flank catching his balls in a sheets bend knot, really piss him off, and then let's ride 'em". Ouside Durango Mexico is a bull ring and next to the bull ring is the Roadkill Cafe, serving up a daily plate of fresh mountain oysters every day. Sometimes the oysters are a bit small, dry, and shriveled up. Sometimes the bull wins, sometimes... Funny movie!

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blackhawk2592's avatar by blackhawk2592 Mon Mar 13 22:37:23 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-( :-) :-D :-O :-D 8-|

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knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Sat Apr 08 16:23:07 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Ooops :-D :-D

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abercrombiegirl's avatar by abercrombiegirl Sat May 06 12:03:19 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

1 reason to NEVER be a bullfighter!

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Lazer's avatar by Lazer Fri May 12 20:53:12 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

HE SHOULD JUST STICK WITH COWS :-D :-D :-D :-D

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carolbruce's avatar by carolbruce Sat May 13 10:18:28 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Now that is documented stupidity! :-|

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lucerobbins's avatar by lucerobbins Wed May 17 07:06:22 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-O :-O :-O What are the odds????? :-D :-D :-D

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Joker's avatar by Joker Wed May 17 15:45:02 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Mom was right, always wear clean underware.

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bigbill947's avatar by bigbill947 Wed May 17 18:04:16 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

OUCH! OMG>>>where'd my pants go? :-D :-D seves him right !

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younglai22's avatar by younglai22 Mon May 22 13:35:12 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-* :-* :-O :-O

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ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Thu May 25 05:19:34 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) I LIKE MY BULLY IN A BUN!! 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Jib_Joker's avatar by Jib_Joker Thu May 25 11:53:19 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-) :-) :-) :-) It serves him well

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Airborne Iron Mike's avatar by Airborne Iron Mike Thu May 25 13:25:14 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

That isn't that funny. :-*

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mercike's avatar by mercike Sun Jun 11 05:48:25 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

OH S#1T!!!!!! :-O

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