Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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AND THE GREAT NEWS...

~ The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. ~ "We're sorry, Mr. Wilkes, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. ~ "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkes shouted. ~ The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" ~ Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkes said, "Give me the bad news first." ~ The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." ~ "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkes. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" ~ The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her body." ~ Stunned, Mr. Wilkes demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" ~ The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow "