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Jabs so far:

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. A GHETTO WEDDING!!!! Okay, someone could have least disposed of the all the damn trash before the big event.. Okay, even though he is not wearing the proper attire, I am assuming this is the groom. I am sensing a laid back approach to this grand event. The archway is nice though, must have been rented already decorated.(Too bad the groom didn't come that way!) Okay, is that her daddy on the left and her grandfather on the right? I mean, people are having kids early these days but damn! I am going to need gramps there to close the shirt up..where the hell did these shirts come from anyway and what made them think they screamed "Wedding Attire? There's my dining room chair! I've been looking all over for that damn thing! I see some folks decided not to follow the dress code of all white.thank goodness. WHAT THE HELL!!!! Ok, aside from the stomach peeking out (could be pregnancy, could be due to all the 40,s), who told this child that was a wedding dress? Hell, who told her it even matched? I am also going to need them to get rid of that grown ring bearer. Why the hell are they standing so far away from each other too? I mean her stomach is big but not THAT big! Don't try to push that poor little girl to take a picture, she is pissed that she is even caught up in this tragedy! What do you think the little girl is thinking now? " Beeyatch , I'm gonna kill you for getting me mixed up with this shit!" (Hell, looks like the groom is thinking the same thing!) I don't even have words for this mess.. Martha Stewart, Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines, hell, my own momma would not be proud of this! Did we run out of time to frost the cakes? Did we not have the same shape pans to do all three? And why would you put that bullshit on a cake tier? That shit ain't cute! Did he cut her leg with his sunglasses? Must have bumped into her mouth and knocked her teeth out too. At least she shaved her legs. Oh, peep out the cell phone hanging from his shirt; is he expecting a call from his girlfriend, baby momma, what? Maybe this picture is for the police when she files her domestic battery report. Okay, these sunglasses get around. Plastic cups for erbody! I would comment on our other subject in the picture but I am still trying to figure out if she is a man or a woman. You decide!