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Nude sunbathing
There was a
guy sunbathing in the nude on a beach. He saw a little girl coming
toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading. The girl came up toward him and asked, "What do you have
under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied. "A
bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he awoke, he was in tremendous pain and ended up in hodpital. The police asked him what happend. The guy says, "I dont know. I was lying on the beach, and this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know im here" The police went to the beach found the little girl and asked her "What did you do to that man?" After a pause the little girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he awoke, he was in tremendous pain and ended up in hodpital. The police asked him what happend. The guy says, "I dont know. I was lying on the beach, and this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know im here" The police went to the beach found the little girl and asked her "What did you do to that man?" After a pause the little girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
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mummy...
replyInteeereeesting....
replythats funny stuff... but its HOSPITAL
replythat is funny
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