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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
| 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
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| 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
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| 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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| 4. Rottweiler: Make me.
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| 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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| 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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| 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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| 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)!
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| 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
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| 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
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| 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
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| 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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| 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
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| 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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Comments (Add Comment)
:-D :-D Westie: I'm too busy for this shit. If I ignore her, she'll think I'm deaf. Bassett Hound: Duh ... Light bulb ... what's a light bulb ... this calls for my cute face!
reply:-D :-D As the owner of a Golden, I can tell you the Golden's perspective is right on the money :-* VERY cute!
replyVery cute! :-)
reply:-)
replyIf anyone else has some good additional breds to add -- just make a comment about it or email me.
replyThanks NormaJean -- I added those :-*
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