by db6100
Sun Mar 25 12:08:15 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)
I was walking my dog the other day and my neighbor saw me and asked, "You walking your dog?" I said, "Nope, I was walking the leash and the dog ran into it. Heeeeeeere's your sign." :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
by db6100
Sun Mar 25 12:11:53 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)
I came out of the mall one day and I saw a guy parked next to me with a coat hanger in his window...and I could not stop myself. I said, "You lock your keys in your car?" He says "No, I just washed it and I'm hanging it out to dry!" :-) :-) :-) :-)
by db6100
Sun Mar 25 12:28:28 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)
There was a truck driver that didn't watch the height limit and got stuck under the overpass. The Police officer says "You get your truck stuck?" and the truck driver says "Nope! I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas! Heeeeeeeere's your sign."
:-) :-) :-)
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:-) :-) :-) :-D :-D :-D Just marvy :-D :-D
replyThis is hilarious!!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D PERFECT! :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D I love that song,,,,,,I need to carry around a bunch of those signs to hand out!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replyI think the Stupidology is actually the subtitle of most Federal Government Institutes :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)
replywhaat a hoot. Best wear my sign :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Are there enough signs in the world to go 'round? :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Love it! :-*
replyI'm afraid I relate! Funny! ;-) :-D :-D :-D
replyNext time I'm having "a day", I'll watch this one... for I am SO INTELLIGENT AFTERALL! ;-) %7C :-) :-) :-D
replyDave..you're NOT stupid... :-D :-D :-* :-O ;-) :-) :-*
reply:-O ..Travis Tritt needs a hair cut..where's the "sign" :-D :-D ;-)
replyI was walking my dog the other day and my neighbor saw me and asked, "You walking your dog?" I said, "Nope, I was walking the leash and the dog ran into it. Heeeeeeere's your sign." :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
replyI came out of the mall one day and I saw a guy parked next to me with a coat hanger in his window...and I could not stop myself. I said, "You lock your keys in your car?" He says "No, I just washed it and I'm hanging it out to dry!" :-) :-) :-) :-)
replyThere was a truck driver that didn't watch the height limit and got stuck under the overpass. The Police officer says "You get your truck stuck?" and the truck driver says "Nope! I was delivering this overpass and ran out of gas! Heeeeeeeere's your sign." :-) :-) :-)
replyNow Dave? Them there comments? They was STUPID... ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-* ;-)
replyDenise you're being mean because your hair isn't has nice as Travis Tritt's is... :-* :-* :-*
reply:-( :-( :-( :-( ..ok..it's true.. ;-) :-*
replyBill Engvall is one of the "3 Great Comedians". Along with Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy. :-D :-D :-D
replythat was great! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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