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Category: Rednecks
Date: 03/21/07
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hunterr0's avatar by hunterr0 Wed Mar 21 07:25:15 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

I knew they were cheap but a strapping tape chastity belt is ridiculous, and the glue hurts when removed 8-| :-D

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CrotchSnot's avatar by CrotchSnot Wed Mar 21 08:31:29 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

It's like pulling of a band aid :-) :-)

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mark holt's avatar by mark holt Wed Mar 21 09:33:43 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

:-O :-O Just The Old Box Cutter And Yer IN :-D :-D :-D

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Wed Mar 21 10:09:50 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

pulling off more than a band aid! :-O

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bunzil's avatar by bunzil Wed Mar 21 13:52:50 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

Them Rednecks ain't stupid. You pull that thang off and you get Brazilian for free! I like dual purpose solutions that save money. The Rednecks win yet again. :-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Wed Mar 21 18:02:40 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D duct tape is the answer for everything! ;-)

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MXgnrtnX02's avatar by MXgnrtnX02 Wed Mar 21 20:21:52 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

Well how are you supposed to Get R Done now?

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Schwarz Pferd's avatar by Schwarz Pferd Thu Mar 22 12:26:13 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

This is certainly less painful then the other method-putting a chery bomb in a can and holding it between your legs and counting to ten on your fingers.

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