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This is TOO funny -- type out the sentence you end up with in the comment section.

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
 
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1- ------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to .
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
None----------because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the comment section.
  

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jamesal's avatar by jamesal Wed Mar 14 12:41:47 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

wrong day to quit drinking :-O

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Just Cuz's avatar by Just Cuz Wed Mar 14 12:46:14 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I did the macarena with a baseball bat cuz someone offered me a million dollars :-) :-) ;-)

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Wed Mar 14 13:25:16 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I danced with a fireman because I'm AWESOME!

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Wed Mar 14 13:45:26 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

...seriously...I like girls...no, really...

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excuseme??'s avatar by excuseme?? Wed Mar 14 15:01:53 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

i danced with my best friends' boyfriend??? because someone offered me $1,000,000 :-O , good thing i wore a yellow shirt today :-D :-D :-D

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dennisjc's avatar by dennisjc Wed Mar 14 15:45:35 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I yelled at a birdbath because that's how I roll. %7C

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tootles's avatar by tootles Wed Mar 14 15:48:04 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I kicked my sister because the voices told me to. 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-|

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TDKDavey's avatar by TDKDavey Wed Mar 14 16:10:42 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I LICKED MY BROTHER CAUSE I'M SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT

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yabberjabber's avatar by yabberjabber Wed Mar 14 17:10:12 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I danced with a Llama...what is THIS...????? :-D :-D :-D

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cybertj's avatar by cybertj Thu Mar 15 06:09:30 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I had lunch with my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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laynerl's avatar by laynerl Thu Mar 15 08:41:07 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I karate chopped my dog because that's how I roll! 8-| :-D

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mgaberseck's avatar by mgaberseck Thu Mar 15 17:04:16 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I smelled my cell phone because big bird told me to ans he's my leader %7C :-D :-D :-D

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schlimme's avatar by schlimme Thu Mar 15 17:57:46 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

i did the macarena with my cell phone because the voices told me to.

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mwvixen's avatar by mwvixen Thu Mar 15 23:17:08 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

i loved a ninja because i'm not crazy. :-O :-( :-D ...i think i better go change clothes!!!!!

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biscuit29's avatar by biscuit29 Mon Mar 19 05:57:54 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I karate chopped your mom because I can!!!

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DeanJab's avatar by DeanJab Tue Mar 20 12:22:39 PDT 2007 (19 months ago)

I did the Macarena with my neightbor because I can. ;-)

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caralyn742's avatar by caralyn742 Tue Apr 03 00:07:14 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)

I ran over my best friend'S boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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CAG's avatar by CAG Fri May 11 13:26:49 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

I ran over a goat because I can.

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sir kai70's avatar by sir kai70 Sun May 20 09:27:57 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)

I sang to a spoon because that's how I roll (Me) I kicked Chuck Norris because I can (Chuck Norris Himself

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_Tropicana_'s avatar by _Tropicana_ Sat Feb 02 18:22:59 PST 2008 (8 months ago)

I loved a goat because I'm a Ninja !

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