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by Schwarz Pferd Sat Mar 10 21:28:36 PST 2007 (18 months ago)
I agree, marriage is a stupid waste of your life. Never marry !!
by jamesal Sat Mar 10 21:41:04 PST 2007 (18 months ago)
Now that is freggin hillarious! Most of it is true(I gotta stick up for the men ladies), but not all. %7C %7C :-O :-D
by schlimme Sun Mar 11 17:05:45 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
:-D :-D :-D funny and true, no reason to be cynical, it just IS!
by MXgnrtnX02 Sun Mar 11 21:57:12 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
Why women need men.... Dildos can't buy drinks :-*
by jamesal Fri Mar 16 07:10:01 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
one way ticket to couch camping for the night! :-O :-D :-D :-(
by tnsilverlady Fri Mar 16 07:36:48 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
:-O :-O hey, it might be even longer than that.. :-D :-D :-D
by CrotchSnot Fri Mar 16 07:44:01 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
This list would of helped me years ago. :-)
by hleblanc Fri Mar 16 09:34:49 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
Hey! That thing might be loaded :-@ :-@
by barbikins Fri Mar 16 15:04:42 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
:-O Never say these things to a woman...period! ;-) ;-) :-D
by jackinbox Sat Mar 17 14:28:29 PDT 2007 (18 months ago)
:-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) He is probably earning himself a cold dinner and a night sleeping on the couch!
by vsatter1 Tue Mar 20 18:27:39 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
by King Zerox the 3rd Wed Mar 21 18:52:42 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)
nice things to say!! :-)
by Manarion Mon Apr 09 18:54:31 PDT 2007 (17 months ago)
I gotta stand up for us men, girls. I would suppose some of these are true, but I'm here to tell you that the lava lamp reason isn't.
Comments (Add Comment)
I agree, marriage is a stupid waste of your life. Never marry !!
replyNow that is freggin hillarious! Most of it is true(I gotta stick up for the men ladies), but not all. %7C %7C :-O :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D funny and true, no reason to be cynical, it just IS!
replyWhy women need men.... Dildos can't buy drinks :-*
replyone way ticket to couch camping for the night! :-O :-D :-D :-(
reply:-O :-O hey, it might be even longer than that.. :-D :-D :-D
replyThis list would of helped me years ago. :-)
replyHey! That thing might be loaded :-@ :-@
reply:-O Never say these things to a woman...period! ;-) ;-) :-D
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) He is probably earning himself a cold dinner and a night sleeping on the couch!
reply:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
replynice things to say!! :-)
replyI gotta stand up for us men, girls. I would suppose some of these are true, but I'm here to tell you that the lava lamp reason isn't.
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