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Uploaded by: clay19
Category: Other & Random
Date: 01/24/06
Views: 2,390
Description: Melon Abuse

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carolbruce's avatar by carolbruce Tue Jan 24 18:53:40 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Stupid is as stupid does... :-)

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CraigJanssen's avatar by CraigJanssen Wed Jan 25 12:28:43 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Another classic on what not to do with fire.. Remember kids, Fire Bad! :-D

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annekribbs's avatar by annekribbs Wed Jan 25 18:40:53 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Dood, leave the melon mashing to the pros! :-O

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luvandlaffter's avatar by luvandlaffter Tue Jan 31 07:35:56 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D Jesus! What were you guys thinking?! I was expecting the dang thing to explode from the inside out, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You guys seriously need to get a hobby that doesn't involve the ER trauma bay! But it is nice to have a laugh at your expense . . .

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Cobweb's avatar by Cobweb Wed Feb 15 09:54:23 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Ah, there's nothing like a flaming teenager. :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Sun Feb 19 20:25:23 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

omg don't try this at home :-D

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Sun Mar 05 18:18:30 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Please tell me that I WAS NOT THAT STUPID when I was that age! :-D

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The Well Known Stranger's avatar by The Well Known Stranger Wed Apr 26 05:47:55 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Ah, stupidity in motion, much funnier to watch than experience.

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superman_in_halo's avatar by superman_in_halo Wed Jul 19 12:51:15 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

dude next he should think before he acts in the futur ;-)

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