Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

1

FUNNY WARNINGS

• ON KITCHEN KNIVES: keep out of children

• ON A DURAFLAME FIRELOG: may be flammable

• ON CHAINSAW: do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

• ON SUPERMAN OUTFIT: does not allow wearer to fly

• ON PACK OF PEANUTS: may contain nuts

• ON IRON: do not iron clothes on body

to be continued....