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If You're Sitting Next To Someone Who...
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If you are sitting next to someone who
irritates you on a plane or train....
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this email.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
(copy &
paste this link to see result)
TexarkanaBaby
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Comments (Add Comment)
8-| 8-| 8-| That may not be such a good idea these days. You may find yourself the 'guest' of Homeland Security. :-D :-D
replyFunny, but I'll have to agree with Betty Jo...
replyman, you're nuts :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
reply8-| 8-| 8-| i don't get it
replyits a bomb