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Q.  How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?

A.  One.  Only ONE!  And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?  Because no one else in the house knows HOW to change a lightbulb.

      They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.  They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE days before they figured it out!

       And even THEN they wouldn't be able to FIND the lightbulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME cupboard for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS!! 

        But, if they DID by some MIRACLE, actually find the lightbulbs, TWO DAYS later the chair that they dragged over to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL be in the same SPOT!!

        And underneath it would be the crumpled wrapper the STUPID @#$% lightbulb came in!  Why?!

        BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS @#%! HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE HEAPED THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

         THE HOUSE!!  IT WOULD TAKE AN ENTIRE ARMY TO CLEAN THIS......I'm sorry......What did you ask me?.....