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Dora the Explorer is So An Illegal Im...
It is so clear that Dora the Explorer is an
illegal immigrant. The evidence is all around us.
1. She speaks Spanish...PERFECTLY! What is she...like 5!! Her
backpack even speaks Spanish perfectly!
2. That backpack of her's has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking
everything! Life support, water and food, clothing for any weather,
ropes, grappling hooks, shoes....I mean c'mon!
3. She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a
monkey, a band of insects, a gazillion other animals! Really! What
kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4. She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some
destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take
that package...I mean, really, Swiper is obviously some sort
of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's
entire drug-trafficking buisness.
The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even
poisoning our little children with them. Who wants our toddlers to
grow up knowing Spanish before English?!
Haha
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Comments (Add Comment)
Thank You! More than one of us feel that way!!! :-D :-D :-D
replyDamn mexicans spreading there disease. Im pretty sure dora will have 8 kids before she hits her teens, from the various black cartoons that will deny wonership of the child :-| typical mexican-black family! :-D
replyAgree especially with that sentence. Thank you! :-D :-D :-D :-*
replyomg i know it
replywtf!! u mean typical motherfucker u seen all those whyte gurls that leave there whiteboyfriends to go with blacks shyt dude in my skoo theres atleast 5 white gurls that are pregnant and always come in with some black dude so i mean shyt its pretty much the same
replyyour moms a illegal immigrant u stupid uck
replydis is aint no frikin video manz! bullshit
replyAMEN!!! Dora's goin' dowwwwn. >:]
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