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A drunk wanders off the street into a Catholic church.

He staggers around until he finds the confessional, enters, and sits down.

Several minutes go by but the drunk does not say a word.

The priest on the other side raps on the wall to get the drunk's attention.

 The drunk says, "I'm afraid there is no paper in here either."