Jibs so far:

2

Jabs so far:

1

A Marine and a sailor entered a men's room.

They both go to the urinals.

The Marine finshes first and goes to wash his hands. The sailor finishes and walks toward the door.

 The marine says, "Is the Marines they teach us to wash our hands after we piss."

The sailor replies, "In the Navy they teach us to not piss on opur hands."