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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from WYOMING . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

Uploaded by: dilligaf31

Category: Men & Women

Date: 01/22/07

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by vrubel Sat Feb 03 18:10:09 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

So you think you married a tough lady....

by crazymamma_2006 Sun Feb 04 03:32:16 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

:-)All the exes live in Texas?

by anne_delepine Sun Feb 04 16:40:01 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

Loved it! Just a questions, have you been able to download any video jokes? Lately, none of the video jokes will play for me, I only get a black screen. Anne

by elephant 7 Mon Feb 05 06:37:56 PST 2007 (20 months ago)

everthing plays ok but my email dont get sent even to myself

by megsterrr Thu Feb 22 12:07:16 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

:-) :-) Now don't get the wrong impression, here ... not ALL of us NY women are like that!! :-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

by daddywags3 Thu Feb 22 16:15:52 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

Promise!!! :-D :-D :-D

by savfaad Thu Feb 22 16:29:56 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

Gawd, I'd love to meet a woman from N.Y.!!! :-D :-*

by barbikins Thu Feb 22 17:03:07 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

:-D :-D :-D Yes!!! She must have been formerly from Wisconsin! ;-) ;-) :-*

by Smelter Fri Feb 23 03:11:14 PST 2007 (19 months ago)

It don't matter..... Rule #1 states : NEVER DATE/MARRY A FEMALE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE CAN KICK YOUR @$$...... and if the male fails to follow this rule, you're on your own during PMS week-- ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!! :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

by schlimme Fri Feb 23 06:05:37 PST 2007 (19 months ago)