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A cabbie picked up a Nun for a fare.

Proceeding down the street the cabbie says, "Sister, I have a confession." To which the sister says, "Yes, my son?"

The cabbie says, "I always wanter to kiss a Nun." The sister replies, "I'm willing but only if you are single and Catholic." The cabbie replies he was. The sister directs him up an alley. The sister gets in the front seat and gives him a kiss that would make a hooker blush. The sister returns to the back seat and the cab proceeds back down the street.

The cabbie says, Sister, I have another confession. I am really married and Jewish."

The sister replies, "I too have a confession. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a costume party."