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Blonde Astronaut
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There was an astronomical meeting
in the UN and the only attendants were a russian astronaut, an
american astronaut, and a blonde astronaut. An argument broke out
over who's going to beat who where. The american astronaut blurted,
"We're going to get to Mars before any of you!" The Russian
astronaut replied, "Yeah, well we're going to get to Venus before
you even get to Mars!" After a few seconds of silence, the
blonde giggled, "What a couple of losers, me and my crew are going
to be the first people to travel to the Sun!" The other two
looked at the blonde, then to eachother, then back to the blonde.
The American laughed, "You can't go to the Sun!" "You'll burn
up before you even get close to the surface!" added the
Russian. The blonde scoffed, "Well duh, that's why we're
going at night!"
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