Jibs so far:

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Jabs so far:

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Marry the boss's son or daughter.

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Drive around lost for hours rather than stopping to ask for directions.

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When bowling, take your shots overhand.

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Write with green, orange, pink, or purple ink.

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Eat with your mouth open.

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Place 'Out of Order' signs on working vending machines.

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When talking to a police officer, refer to him/her as 'General.'

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Completely cut up your entire meal before you begin eating it.

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Put 25 watt light bulbs in all light sockets

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Brag.

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Be lazy for no reason at all.

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Talk out loud in libraries.

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Drive with your turn signal constantly on.

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Yell at the characters on your T.V. set.

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Adjust your car's headlights so that the right one's directed straight up and the left one straight out to the left.

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Wear your pants pulled up high above your waist.

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When you get into an elevator, push all the buttons.

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When you shake somebody's hand, tickle his/her palm with your index finger.

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Fidget.

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Laugh for no reason.

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Put Monopoly money in the collection plate at church.

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Finish people's sentences for them.

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At the end of every letter/email you write, add a 'PS' then a 'PPS' then 'PPPS' etc.

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Sometimes answer your phone by saying, "EeeeeYel-low," and other times by screaming, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?????????"

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Carve little notches in to the straight edges of rulers at school.

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Put gaudy, fuzzy covers on your toilet seats.

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Call the police every day and yell at them: " Okay. Here we go again. There was another flying saucer here last night. Now when are you idiots going to do something about this problem?"

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Wear dark colored socks with sandals and shorts.

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Drive on the shoulders of roads.

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In the fall, rake your leaves onto your neighbor's lawn.

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Bang pots and pans, vacuum, leave the television on full volume, and have the radio blasting while you're on the phone with somebody.

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Where a white belt and white shoes.

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Walk up to strangers, male or female, and kiss them on the lips while simultaneously inserting your tongue and frenching wildly.

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Put food dye and/or fabric dye into liquid soap dispensers.

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Constantly jingle the change in your pocket(s).

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Loudly whistle entire songs.

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Grow a mustache on only one side of your lip.

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Holler random numbers, preferably 7, or something near what they're at, at people who are trying to count.

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Ask people what gender they are.

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Staple papers in the middle of the page.

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Speak in the third person.

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