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Category: Other & Random
Date: 02/07/06
Views: 1,028
Description: The Emporer needs a new Chief Samurai, whom shall he pick?

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mofmars3's avatar by mofmars3 Tue Feb 07 12:31:22 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

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kimben26's avatar by kimben26 Sun Feb 12 23:04:00 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Very funny!

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Wed Feb 15 08:38:06 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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ItalianLady's avatar by ItalianLady Wed Feb 15 11:37:42 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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suesjnk1's avatar by suesjnk1 Fri Feb 17 11:28:11 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-|

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tullcat's avatar by tullcat Thu Feb 23 19:13:57 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

Oi Vey!!! :-D

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TexarkanaBaby's avatar by TexarkanaBaby Sun Feb 26 19:28:23 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D

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NormaJean's avatar by NormaJean Tue Feb 28 05:10:35 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D

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rainydog's avatar by rainydog Wed Mar 01 18:04:54 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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redorcia's avatar by redorcia Fri Mar 03 00:32:13 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

8-| :-O :-) :-D

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Laura53's avatar by Laura53 Fri Mar 03 13:20:44 PST 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D

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HappyPlace's avatar by HappyPlace Mon Jun 26 18:26:50 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

LOL.... Poor Gnat!!! :-D

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chas4's avatar by chas4 Tue Oct 02 20:49:15 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

lol

knytflyer's avatar by knytflyer Tue Jun 27 00:26:04 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

Very accuate swordplay!! Reminds me of the one about the Roman Catholic priest, protestant minister and Rabbi in the woods camping. A bear charges, roaring into the camp and stasrts tearing into their things looking for food. Don't worry says the priest I will preach to him. He does, the bear quiets down & he comes back unharmed. The the bear stasrts tearing theings apart again. "Let me try" the minister says and preaches to the bear. The bear quiets down a& he also comes back unharmed but shortly the bear starts tearing apart the camp again. The rabbi decides to take a turn. After s short silence the bear goes crazy and the rabbi tattered and mauled races into the camp yelling, "Run for your lives". "Did he not listen to you preach?" ask the others as they race throught the woods. "Maybe I should'nt have started by circumcising him" says the rabbi. :-D :-D 8-|

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ZATTAZ's avatar by ZATTAZ Tue Jun 27 03:05:23 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D :-D 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| 8-| :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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tomyolch's avatar by tomyolch Sat Jul 01 17:49:33 PDT 2006 (2 years ago)

:-D :-D :-D LOL

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