by emoemo66 Sat Dec 01 19:20:04 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

our affe khomen was in plant fertalizer

by laxshizdog Sat Apr 05 12:24:46 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

matzah is crap

by givingthelove Sat May 10 21:14:38 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

and how

by rhbender Fri Aug 03 16:44:40 PDT 2007 (11 months ago)

It's especially easier if you know how to speak English.

by grandorn Mon Sep 10 15:46:28 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

i know becase and i do understand becase i am a JEW and PS SHALOM BITCHES

by Tama_Skillz1 Thu Oct 11 13:26:00 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

I like how the dude cant eat bread but he can be in a hot tub wit 2 hot chicks!!!!

by drjj Mon Nov 19 17:45:18 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

try "you're"

by nuckenfuts55 Sun Jan 06 13:53:01 PST 2008 (5 months ago)

im not jewish but shabad shalom

by rotfl44 Thu Feb 21 12:02:31 PST 2008 (4 months ago)

true. I'm jewish, and I wanna give a huge shout-out to all my fellow Jewish JibJabbers; Shalom to all of you, and Show your Pride!!!!!!

by leujohn Mon Mar 10 03:53:32 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

OK. I'm not Jewish, but I'm on your side man, b/c I'm christian. By the way, pity on you =(

by coolguyjoe Sat Apr 26 15:22:05 PDT 2008 (2 months ago)

wtf is motzah anyway

by givingthelove Sat May 10 21:14:21 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

just what he said. "bread that is unleavened causin' indigestion" and he's not kidding about that part... stomach cramps big time...

by sheeplover Sat Nov 24 10:12:43 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

yea i know i am jew

by ps360 Fri Mar 21 10:44:42 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

i agree.

by givingthelove Sat May 10 21:13:20 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

no kidding

by MrGreenIz3 Sun May 13 17:39:29 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

Uhm... During passover Jews aren't allowed to eat leavened bread (Bagels included) but before and after Passover it's ok. That's part of the joke of the song... i LOVE IT!

by horsejumperlvr Thu Feb 21 14:37:52 PST 2008 (4 months ago)

passover is not weird! ok

by zach3000 Wed Aug 29 18:08:28 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

the stuff we do on passover are not weird.

by jsl50 Fri Nov 02 17:24:30 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Yeah

by jsl50 Fri Nov 02 17:24:51 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

its not weird

by jsl50 Fri Nov 02 17:31:09 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

...Ok im weird...but nothing else

by givingthelove Sat May 10 21:16:15 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

some of the stuff might seem weird from the point of view of an outsider, but I (being a Jew) understand that it's not weird, and it actually does have a purpose.

by J_Rasta_Coota Wed Jun 27 09:11:41 PDT 2007 (12 months ago)

Shalom everybody.

by jon523 Tue Oct 30 14:10:08 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Jews are happening cats. Shalom baby! go to: http://www.wikiality.com/Jew

by rnegron57 Fri Dec 14 09:19:54 PST 2007 (6 months ago)

Actually to Jewsih people .. YES. READ THE TORAH! ...

by vvendi Fri Mar 21 06:05:40 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

God does care that is why the Bible has so much to say about food. He also says that the reason for eating and cleaning things in His order will keep people from the illnesses that non Jews have that is why Koser Jews are the healthiest humans on the planet. No I'm not a Jew but Jesus was and he said "Do what the Rabbi's tell you." and "If you love me you will do as I say". Search the Bible and do not be stupid. Jesus ordered His followers to observe Passover and the only reason Christian's don't is the Roman's hated the Jews. The thing I want to know is now that Rome is gone why do we keep the old war going? Can't we all just get along?

by jewbychoice Mon Mar 31 13:48:17 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

why question G-d he's the Boss?

by givingthelove Sat May 10 21:17:43 PDT 2008 (7 weeks ago)

and how, vvendi

by mephistowe Sun Nov 25 16:43:15 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

how do you know if that guy is tat religon

by Jeffhearley Sat Sep 01 18:15:02 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

LOL i was reading the comments very smooth. p.s. what does shalom mean cuz i have heard lots of jewish people say it im christian so i dont know

by candycanedane Sat Sep 01 20:43:42 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

IM not jewish but i know that shalom means hello DUH

by CBloom06 Sat Sep 22 21:15:13 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

Shalom means "peace" not hello. But it is used as a greeting (and farewell), wishing peace upon the other person.

by tigerkity Thu Oct 18 14:12:30 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

Shalom has several different meanings including "peace", and yes, even "hello" and "good bye".

by jsl50 Fri Nov 02 17:26:20 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

peace

by YoshyRyuDCC Mon Sep 10 17:15:23 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

ROFL.

by chas4 Tue Oct 02 20:43:22 PDT 2007 (9 months ago)

thats right

by mathdude Sat Nov 24 17:10:32 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

Wow. that's deep.

by horsejumperlvr Thu Mar 20 11:29:49 PDT 2008 (3 months ago)

hell yeah! ahahha

by crazy_color Fri May 25 13:56:28 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

matzah break dummy

by zach3000 Wed Aug 29 18:10:10 PDT 2007 (10 months ago)

matzah is good

by tigerkity Thu Oct 18 14:13:40 PDT 2007 (8 months ago)

matzah's great. Especially with cream cheese. You're not really supposed to eat it plain, that's just soooooo wrong ;)

by thekingofdance Wed Jun 06 11:01:18 PDT 2007 (13 months ago)

are you a girl

by mathdude Sat Nov 24 17:11:50 PST 2007 (7 months ago)

Matzah DOES taste like the box it comes in. By the time Passover's done, I'd almost rather eat liver. ALMOST.