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08/21/00
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Through the miracle of remixed audio, George W. Bush delivers an inspiring (and hilarious) speech on the educational challenges of growing up in Texas. And you thought we just made silly cartoons. Shame on you.
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- "Campaign Bloopers"
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- Length: 1:25 | Views: 62
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- Category: Pranks & Bloopers
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- Uploaded by mark1800 on 07/08/08
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- Length: 0:54 | Views: 87
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- Category: Sexy Funny
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- Uploaded by DaviscoJokes on 07/08/08
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- Wayne's World - Sponsors
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- Length: 1:15 | Views: 18
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- Category: TV, Music & Movies
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- Uploaded by angelmatrix2009 on 07/08/08
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- Title
- Wayne's World - Funny Clips
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- Length: 5:28 | Views: 40
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- Category: TV, Music & Movies
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- Uploaded by angelmatrix2009 on 07/08/08
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- 2
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- Length: 6:34 | Views: 66
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- Category: TV, Music & Movies
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- Uploaded by vsatter1 on 07/08/08
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- Asian Air Backpack
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- Length: 1:08 | Views: 76
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- Category: TV, Music & Movies
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- Uploaded by Jamsborockda on 07/08/08
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- Japanese Gentlemen Stand Up Please
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- Length: 2:04 | Views: 117
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- Category: TV, Music & Movies
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- Uploaded by Jamsborockda on 07/08/08
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- Title
- "Human Tetris Game Show"
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- Length: 3:30 | Views: 662
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- Category: Sexy Funny
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- Uploaded by mark1800 on 07/08/08
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- Gong Show - really bizarre act, trust me
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- Length: 1:32 | Views: 287
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- Category: TV, Music & Movies
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- Uploaded by vsatter1 on 07/08/08
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- Gong Show juggler Hillary Carlip
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- Length: 2:41 | Views: 180
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Comments (Add Comment)
bush sucks little bo peep
replyI know
obama sucks worse
The scary thing is ... I believe that more than I believe almost anything else he's EVER SAID.
replySame...... Bush is proof that ignorance is bliss xD
wat u sed
it doesn't matter how you feel about bush... that wasn't very funny.. it pretty much sucked
replyI sure didn't think it was that funny. :(
Same. can we say Pointless??
Agreed. I'm not a fan of Bush.. but that well... sucked.
I thought it was hilarious.
i agree with u cookies
That was not only funny, but accurate.
Damn straight, Deep-Fried-Bacon!
Well hes from Texas and Texans are usually not very educated.
replyActually he was from Connecticut originally.
Actually, texans are educated, saying that they aren't is a misconception. some people assume they arent because of their accent, which is idiotic to base intelligence upon.
Bush is from maine, he wants people to believe he is from texas.
Excuse me Dave, but I find you generalization to be very offensive. It is stereotypes like that which make society as backwards as it is in its efforts for equality and respect. You can't base whether someone is intelligent or not on where they're from. And, akgamer, I appreciate the effort to defend us, but as well, not all of us have horrible accents. Don't believe what you see in movies.
How toutching. You sound like... (404 similie not found) Now shut up and laugh.
texans are very educated and yes bush is a texan native shitheads
That has got to be the most stupid remark, ever. And by the way, what state did you graduate from? You did graduate, right? You must have flunked alot of your spelling tests because you don't even know how to spell "he's". HMMM
no my mother and grandmother shock hands with him. he's from shawinigan and Quebec.
the jab is not entirely at Bush, but mainly at the American public...i found it hiloarious...but that is just me...
replyyo
replyI'm afraid this is the only word most childeren know these days. Yo. Yo. yo-yo.
that not this.
That word I mean.
hahahahaahahaha
replyOMG..... Was that the one called my pet goat?????????????
replyThat was good remixing.
replywhy don't you morons move to the middle east so you can know the truth about islam....... hope you can learn quick cuz they'll cut your head off. grow up....
replyThat doesn't make sense at all.
its scary bush acually is right about something. i cant belive he said tha about texas.
replyhe didn't it's remixed idiot
screw this.
replyIt was kind of obvious before but now more so than ever, JibJab is run by democrats. This is random but I would like to point out that all the people in my school who are in spectrum (our version of advanced classes but only about 5 out of 75 people get in) are republican.
replyto b5200, the only reason u republicans r in ADVANCEd classes is cause ur cheaters, liars, and stealers and that is all u'll ever b! iam NOT saying all r but most r! and u know wat....no one fuckn CARES r u kidding me..my skool which is about 4000 ppl more than 50% of them r IN ADVANCED CLASSES AND DEMOCRATIC! SO SHOVE THAT UP UR ### OK!
horsejumperlvr republicans tend to be smarter because they have brains. most democrats are indoctrinated through schools. if u take a current history class anywhere and you had half a brain you'd know that
Bush sucks my white ###
replyI find it kind of hard to believe that George W. Bush can now read a simple children's book.
replyLOL... this is funny, but Bush reads to children all the time, but... the children have to help him pronounce things right.
Bush is smarter than you two. His brain has ten surplus light bulbs. You two are 100 pieces of corn away from a cob
It doesn't matter if you're from texas or not, Americas Education PERIOD is getting worse every year, and every year they come out with more technology to distract us from our constitutional rights, but we don't care as long as we can play our frickin xbox, or watch 'House' on tv.
replyoh yeah, and get to feel like the good guys by starting useless wars to seems like the "heros" when we're really the a**holes. I don't fight for either party, because they both kiss our a** so we can smile and vote for them, and when we turn away, they continue to take away the few rights we have left.
replyTrue. But GWB does it with a bit of wit.
Quite right, the world scorns America. And Bush sucks the farts out of dead chickens, or so I'm told.
replyI'm an American (sadly) and I scorn America!
SingingWitch move to Iran. And actually contrary to your ignorant beliefs ordnator most of the world looks favorably at america you *^^@:!% Liberal %:!^! ** #?:@
It's so wrong but it feels so funny ,and almost sorta kinda true in an exagerated sorta kinda way.
replyno not in any kinda way ignorant hic
to the @$$#0!@ who said texans are not educated (dave12346) i'm from texas, i got all A's in school and so did most of the other people there, made a 1600 on the sat, was valadictorian, was accepted into mit, and was nationally recognised as an outstanding student. So do you still think that texans aren't educated?
replygood for you no one can pick out a state and say the people in it aren't educated because in every state people are educated