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12/15/05
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This hilarious animation takes a funny look at 2005 and lists everything that made that year so eventful, then turns tragedy into comedy with our trademark political humor!
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- Title
- THE FLINTSTONES-HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
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- Length: 3:13 | Views: 24
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- Category: Cartoons & Comics
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- Uploaded by tomyolch on 05/14/08
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- Ugly
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- Length: 2:19 | Views: 18
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- Category: Men & Women
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- Uploaded by Jamsborockda on 05/14/08
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- Cats On Treadmill
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- Length: 1:26 | Views: 69
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- Category: Animals & Nature
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- Uploaded by vsatter1 on 05/14/08
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- 5
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- Hilarious Hillary Clinton Impersonation
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- Length: 2:39 | Views: 83
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- Category: Politics & Government
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- Uploaded by vsatter1 on 05/14/08
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- 5
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- Title
- Impossible Episode 1
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- Length: 1:02 | Views: 56
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- Category: Other & Random
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- Uploaded by blw866 on 05/14/08
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- 3
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- Title
- You can not run away
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- Length: 1:27 | Views: 57
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- Category: Pranks & Bloopers
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- Uploaded by mgaberseck on 05/14/08
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- Title
- Best Wedding Toast Ever
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- Length: 7:05 | Views: 74
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- Category: Men & Women
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- Uploaded by vsatter1 on 05/14/08
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- 2
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- Title
- I Can Catch It!
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- Length: 0:57 | Views: 53
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- Category: Animals & Nature
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- Uploaded by blw866 on 05/14/08
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- OUCH!! A Compilation
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- Length: 1:25 | Views: 41
- Category
- Category: Documented Stupidity
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- Uploaded by blw866 on 05/14/08
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- 2
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- Owned!
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- Length: 3:59 | Views: 31
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- Category: Other & Random
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- Uploaded by schlimme on 05/14/08
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With hurricans and terrorists Its been hard to just to get by But here hoping the year 2-0-6 Turns out better than 2-0-5 Wel , Kim Jong is throwing fits , And the shuttle's on the fritz There's an intifada brewin' in the Gaza Strip Oh , the deficit's a risin' Half a' Europe hates my guts. And Industrial Americas going bankrupt! There is a great sense of urgency! We've got to squash the insurgency My approval rating's in a dive! I Hope its not another year like 2-0-5! Oh , a leak investigation's Got my White House in a snarl , There's a special prosecutor After my friend Karl And our energy dependency Has put me in a bind Ah , don't worry 'bout Alaska It'll be just fine! My apointee was a big flop The housing market is 'bout to pop! With record profits at the pump , I drive an SUV and take it in the rump! All of our jobs , gone overseas! Each week i make one dollar seventy-three! From Katrina! FEMA! GITMO , too! The last thing i need now is the Avian Flu! 'Cuz every problem in the world , Lands right here on my desk! I tried to get to Crawford , Even there couldn't get no rest. Pirates in Somalia , To the nut job in Iran! Its hard to rule the free world , But im doing the best i can! With same sex marriage Stem cells , Scooter Libby , Tom DeLay Here's hoping the year 2-0-6 , Brings a few more brighter days!!!
replywhy did you write the whole thing?
Because i was bored , maby a bit drunk , not sure.
I dont think Industrial America is going bankrupt lol
thats the best one and like 2 more jibjab originals all the new ones like nucken futs and creep me out suck
god u f-ing retard typed the whole damn thing, feeling good about your self don't yah!! Dumbass...
it is hard to just get by
dudeeeeeee
And every problem in the world really does land right there on his desk.
bobodahobo, you remind me of a dude named kevin. He won the "Biggest Jerk in America award".
More Brighter?
Yeah, Bush has messed up America so bad, here's hoping Obama brings a few more brighter days!
whats wrong with u
thanks for writing the hole thing
yea probaly drunk
Definately drunk.
I think toasty is GAY!!!!!
well, it wasn't a walk in the park, lets hope Yellowstone Natl. doesn't act up anytime soon, but if it does, we won't know what happened.
replyyou think?
lol I could have sword Bush himself was signing that.
bush did a great job in 05. hes still doing a good job he should be reelected.screw that elect me so i can nuke the f-ing #?:@ out of the middle east
this is so funny
replytrue that. But it's also weird.
Too bad 2-0-6 turned out worse than 2-0-5
Bush is so easy to make fun of, but JibJab does it best.
replyHow's that line go? "The best jokes write themselves." Sums up Dubya pretty well. :)
Hey, I don't think Katrina or the terrorists would give a #?:@ who was leading this country now... 9/11 and the hurricanes would've happened anyways. And the only thing he hasn't done to make me 100% happy is to drop a damn-blasted bomb on Iraq and Iran...
agreed with master Adam, nuke em all!
You should look at a few of the 9/11 conspiracy theories. There's some information out there that's near impossible to disprove without saying "the laws of physics didn't apply three times in one day." One of these theories is that it was someone within our borders that did it, possibly the government. I'd post some of the information, but it'd take too much space. Instead, I'll just give a word combination to look up for yourself: "Loose Change" It definitely makes it look like Bush may have been behind it, because many of the "facts" the government pumped out were so skewed that it was literally impossible to have happened the way the government stated. This isn't unductive reasoning either; it's cold, hard facts that the government suppressed, or refused to note at all.
You realise the laws of physics are very, very lax, dont you? and the terrorists could have very well had a backup in case someone stopped them.
OMG typical redneck f-ing americans. Yeah just go nuke evrything that pisses u off that'll work. Dumbasses
Btw thats at lan & master Adam not the others XD
you *#%
I agree, it would be hard to rule the free world, but he is in fact, doing the best he can, support out president, even if you don't agree with him.
replyi agree with he is trying his best but even though we dont agree with him he is still a good president.
Correct me if Im wrong, bu he is the President of the USA! Not the world. There's nothing wrong with gey marrage or stem cell and there are reasons as to why Eurpoe hates Bush, and why his approval ratings are droppin
this was awsome almost better than what we call the news lol
Are you Crazy???????? Bush is a Horrible President!
ummmmm if Europe hates his guts then y r they our greatest allies?
I live in Europe [Ireland to be exact] and the only ones playing ball with us are the English. Well over half of Europe hates the poor guy's guts.
A. It is sad that he may very well be doing his best 2. We would have been better off if served as president as he did in the National Guard and just not show up for work IV. (Bush math) He is accomplishing his major goal, making the rich richer.
Europe our greatest allis? Arew we talking about the same Europe? The Europe just east of USA? Most of the Europe I know officially opposed the war in Iraq and didn't show up at all for that ballgame. Some who did alrady have taken their troops and gone home. Is this the same Europe who was so kind to the lecherous Wolfotits? Is that the Europe you mean?
So doing his best is to discriminate homosexuals, blast the living hell out of a country that was none of his business (NONE!), get Europe to hate him (and Europe does hate him, you just need actually pay atention to things outside the US for once), get the highest number of unemployment in decades...if that's his best than thank God I'm not in the same country as him
I realise that he is discriminating homos and banning stem cell research but what are your alternatives? If Kerry got in or if [God forbid] Hillary gets in we will be out of Iraq and before long cities like Boston, Philly, New York will look Baghdad. We need to strike at the terrorists wherever they are, including Iraq, Iran, North Korea etc. Where there is a threat to us, its our business. I said it before and I'll say it again; THERE HAS NOT BEEN A SUCCESSFUL TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL SINCE 9-11, THERFORE WHAT EVER WE ARE DOING IS WORKING-GO BUSH!
Maybe not in America, but there have been terrrorist attacks in spain and england. plus the new report out just says the terrorists are back to pre 9-11 capabilities. looks like 6 years of work did not really work. Really winning, 'ey.
Right wing nut job were loseing the war on terrior really bad on teriortist are attacking other countries and bush isn't even doing anything at all all he cares about is his money
There have been terror attacks in nations other than America because they don't take the same precautions as we do. After the Spainish subway, the spainish did the last thing you should do, give in. al queda told them, after the bombing, to vote for so-and-so for president because he would pull their troops out from Iraq. Rebel99, if you were watching the Iraq Report with Petreaus and the joint house comeitee, you would have noticed that we are winning the war in Iraq.
There have been terror attacks in nations other than America because they don't take the same precautions as we do. After the Spainish subway, the spainish did the last thing you should do, give in. al queda told them, after the bombing, to vote for so-and-so for president because he would pull their troops out from Iraq. Rebel99, if you were watching the Iraq Report with Petreaus and the joint house comeitee, you would have noticed that we are winning the war in Iraq.
Support him just because he's our President? Worst mistake we could make. He is aware that nobody agrees with him and still doesn't care. If we start supporting him, we actually give him a reason to go even further.
He's the presedent. If you like want to escape him, go away. Nobody's stopping you. And if you like the terrorists, move to the green zone. I'm sure they'l love to hear how you hate bush while they're cutting your head off.
Just a comment on Right-wing-nut-job, how dumb do u think we are? "I live in Europe [Ireland to be exact]", WTF?? since when was ireland part of europe?? U jus sound yankee 2 me. and how many previous terror attacks were there on america pre 9/11?? Not many i dont think. I dont really see how troops in iraq now are helping to prevent the seemingly vague and mysterious super-enemy of terrorism. There is no actual definition for terrorism so how can anyone fight it, let alone find it?
Schilcote. A WHITE guy just converted to Islam and moved to Afghanistan and started broadcasting Pro-Al Qaeda videos (in English) and has the full support of Al Qaeda. Yep... they'll cut off our heads alright. We misunderstood their culture and destroyed their conservative values. Yes. We are winning, but we will NEVER WIN unless of course we just killed every person in the Middle East, which the Geneva Convention would say is a warcrime and genocide.
Right-wing-nutjob: "THERE HAS NOT BEEN A SUCCESSFUL TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL SINCE 9-11, THERFORE WHAT EVER WE ARE DOING IS WORKING-GO BUSH!" Did you know that prior Bush's election in 2000 there were no terrorist attacks on America for a long time (not counting disgruntled Americans who were mentally unstable.)? Doesn't that tell you something?
Doesn't it seem obvious now why we shouldn't vote for a 'C' student? Bush's 'best' has led to the death of 3,000+ US soldiers in a trumped up war, $4.00 gas, a cabinet and VP who look with contempt at anyone with a different opinion or perspective - need I say more? Sadly, the country still has 2 more years to put up with this bozo.
replyOh why don't people like you shut up, I'd rather have our US soldiers in iraq right now then another 9/11, It does suck that there's 3,000+ soldiers dead, But they died to keep people like you safe,There not going out there for no reason, those 3,000+ soldiers died for a reason, And i'm gonna leave it at that because you probably won't even read this.
Doean't it seem obvious now how good of a President Dubya' is? Bush's best has made the free world safe by bringing the fight to the enemy. 3,000+ soldiers gave their lives defending you, the least you can do is encourage them for the great work their doing thousands of miles away from home, killing 56,000+ terrorists threatening normal people like you and me safe. $4.00 gas? Who cares? What do you hold dear; cheap gas or freedom? Not to mention that there has not been a singal terrorist attack on American soil since 9-11; that is Bush's best, buddy. Sadly, we only have 2 more years left with him.
Everyone seems to forget one small fact, Iraq never attacked the United States of America! Enough of the bs about facing them over there so we don't face them here. We're facing them there so Bush can say he did something. The Iraq War is not protecting us from losing freedoms, hell Bush signed a bunch away with the USA PATRIOT Act. So why don't you all stop praising Bush like he's some sort of God. Ok
The PATRIOT Act was made to counter-terrorism and it works. Iraq was a state sponser of terrorism and was therefore a direct threat to Americans. And Bush is a God [joke, obviously to any idiot who might tak it literally].
You can purchase count down timers now! 1-20-09! Bush is an IDIOT, anyone with half a brain can see that. Notice the majority of the people who defend him can't even spell. Anyways, you tell it like it is; those are the facts whether people choose to "believe" or ignore them.
Mississippi. Quantum hyperspace foam stabilizer. Tempro-spatial claudication. Disestablishmentarianisim. What can you spell, Mr.Granola?
OMG thank u mkfffe, what has iraq ACTUALLY been found to have done to america, EVER? Like, real proof?? Bush sent in his soldiers with promises of Weapons of mass destruction being found, and in return his allies offered their support. Those claims have been proven false so that begs the question, what's anyone still doing there?
Oh, and again at Right-wing-nut-job, since when were Iraq government soldiers classed in 56,000+ "terrorists"? They probaly don't even know where people like you and me sleep safely.
Right wing nut job is an idiot. The war was for oil, period. They want to create a "strategic reserve" to keep Haliburton happy with all the money from increased gas prices. John McCain is a good Republican since he wants us to go green. I'm voting for him if Obama wasn't running.
ok first of all they arent there protecting us. they r there because bush wants them to fight someone elses battles to make iraq free to vote. This isnt our problem and shoudlnt be. we became free by ourselves they should so same. why dont want to fight a war when we dont need to.
replyWe became free by ourselves, huh? We didn't seek assistance from ANY other countries in order to establish our independence in the world...? Did you drop out of school BEFORE you took U.S./ World History or were you just high the whole time?
We asked for help. they did not. Maybe you should check the details before making fun of someone.
They did ask for help back in 1991, then we turned our tanks around and went home. According to Petreuas, the Iraqis are keen and willing to fight for Iraqi freedom. Well done Ichoelscher1178 [cool name] excellent point.
Yeah, maybe you should go talk to your local elementary History teacher, they might remind you, we gained our independence with the assistance of the French Navy, the Spanish, and also the Dutch, maybe you forgot that part, at that point in time everyone hated england, because they had ruled for so long. The others helped us gain our Independence, they may not of played that big of a role, but the french had soldiers on the ground, and ships in the bays, bombarding the British forts. The spanish played a smaller role, along with the dutch. Pretty funny how close the US and French used to be, I mean hey they gave us lady liberty, The statue of liberty that is, ohh you probably didnt know that either. What we are doing in Iraq is giving them the extra edge they needed, just like the same was done for us 231 years ago......
You forgot the financal aid, training, and arms the French also gave us. Oh and we never did really thank them for it (part of the reason The French are so pissed at us, we neglect to give credit where credit is due.)
bclark2779, ever thought that Iraq hates america in the same way evryone used 2 hate england? Imagine a foreign country coming in and claiming that your governemt doesn't work. Whether or not that's true, you wouldn't want to be handed from one millitary party to another.
Bullshit. Look. Why are the only Iraqis who want to take up arms fighting for or aiding the terrorists? We look like an occupying power (like in Vietnam) where we were protecting another corrupt regime (the only difference being the regime and us have similar beliefs). The terrorists are getting help from Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, China, and Russia. China and Russia simply sell them arms (because they really don't care). Ever wonder why China/Russia is not threatened by terrorists as much as we are?
i like it its good.. im gussing you guys are a bush supportrer?
replyI'd rather die than support Bush.
GOOD! One less idiot to look out for!
I agree completely with Kiery14. If the choice is support Bush or die, lead me to the nearest cliff with pointy rocks at the bottom!
TOTTAL LOL!! IF YOU AGREE, SAY 5!!!
reply5
What I find so funny is that 2006 and now 2007 have gotten worse.
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replyThe funniest thing is "All of our jobs, gone overseas! Each week, I make one dollar seventy-three!" LOL, it's terrible and hard to believe but unfortunately true.... DRILL BITS!
replyWay funny... I think my favorite JibJab.
replyGet over it! Seems it consumes you. Glad you have the freedom!
I like anything thats Anti-Bush. I cant handle Bush-Supporters.
replySo you are a fan of repressive third world governments? They are big anti Bushites.
Shut up. I would like to see you do a beter *^^@:!% job
To do a better job? Easy! Vote for a BETTER president!
A better President well that rules out: Hilary Obama Edwards Kerry Gore the entire demecrat party.
There is no such thing as a perfect pres. Nobody is perfect. The majority likes bush, because if they didn't he wouldn't be president.
That's true that no-ones perfect. i'm sick of people taking stabs at others who express there preference of presidents, if you don't like bush, shut up and vote for someone else, if you do, shut up and keep voting for him. To heinemeister, I'll admit I'm not a Bush fan but I live in australia and support Rudd, does that mean I live in a third-world count? What are you, braindead?
WRONG!!!! Majority did not elect him in 2000, but they did in 2004 because Relph Nader swept up votes that could have been democratic. RWNJ. Your an idiot. John McCain wants to stay in Iraq. Bush and the GOP have made Iraq a breeding ground for terrorism.
Y'all will probably complain about every president we have...funny jibjab tho
replyNot True, I will complain about every bad Pesidential Decision. And Bush simply cannot make a good one.
Its true though, we will complain about every president, from Washington to the present day.
It's true. There will always be someone who hates the president for no good reason. Like every JibJab video has a few jabs no matter what. Pepole go around jabbing videos because they don't like JibJab or the guy who uploaded the video.
my favorite....tied with this land for favorite
replyi like bush but i like these vids cause they're funny
replyMe too, it makes fun of everyone.
these vids are really funny, but i think presidents get a really bad rep. Nearly every president we had has been hated as much or more than Bush, even if you dont agree with him, the president needs support to do his job properly
replyactually not really. Most of the presidents have been seen as good. With the exception of a couple (bush,bush,carter,ford,nixon). the Rest have been seen as good:FDR,Truman,Eisenhower,JFK,LBJ,Regan, and even Clintion, he left with one of the highest ratings
actually, Truman wasn't that popular. Petesakes, everyone thought he was going to lose. FDR may have been popular, but he didn't do much to solve the great depression and just ended up with a bigger government. It wasn't till WW2 till we fully recovered. LBJ wasn't viewed popular till later. Then Clinton, well he might of left the white house popular, but he left a big stain in the white house and in america, literally and metaphorically. just trying to say that popularity doesn't mean you are a great leader.
Jokes on u bush! '06 was probably worse!
replywow didn't know you hate America, how is the huricane he's falt
Hating america is not the same thing as hating a president.
The Hurricane was not his fault, the five days afterward when FEMA couldn't get supplies to New Orleans was.
poor bush
The president represents america. And if everyone hates him, WHY IS HE PRESIDENT?
hehe 2005 was a disaster, but 2006 was even worse! I hope 2007 is better. Oh, and bush is a horrible singer!!!
replysame thing here. ha
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you got that right