tomahawk
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- Location:
- California, United States
- Age:
- 68 years old
- Joined:
- December 14, 2006
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| Welcome Message: | Advice for the day: Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Categories and comedians in my joke box: Dave Allen, Tim Allen, Rowan Atkinson, Basile Katsikis, Lewis Black, Josh Blue, Frank Caliendo, Sid Caesar, Dana Carvey, Henry Cho, Dave Coverly, Will Durst, Stephen Fry, Bob Goldthwait, Lenny Henry, Bill Hicks, "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue", InDUHviduals, Hugh Laurie, Steve Martin, John McPherson, Dennis Miller, Howard Morris, Don Novello (Fr. Guido Sarducci), Monty Python, Newfie jokes, Bob Newhart, Emo Philips, Carl Reiner, "Royal Canadian Air Farce", Rita Rudner, Jerry Seinfeld, Margaret Smith, Jerry Van Amerongen, Paul Varghese, Robin Williams, Steven Wright, demotivational posters, cats, dogs. |
| Favorite Movies: | The Red Shoes (1948, with Moira Shearer); 2001: A Space Odyssey; Galaxy Quest (funniest parody ever made of SF movies) |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Current: Bones, Boston Legal, Numbers, So You Think You Can Dance, House, Nova, NOVA ScienceNow, NCIS, New Amsterdam. Past: Monty Python, Northern Exposure, M.A.S.H., Dave Allen at Large, Comedy Tonight, Monk, Star Trek:DS9, Laugh-In |
| Favorite Music: | Chopin, Debussy, Dvorak, Prokofiev, Mahler, Shostakovich, Copland, Schubert, Brahams, & many other composers; Spanish & Italian operas; traditional music from Bulgaria, Croatia, Macedonia, Serbia, & some neighboring countries |
| Favorite Books: | "The Journey of Man: A Genetic Odyssey," by Spencer Wells. |
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| Villains: | Violent or cruel humans |
| Interests: | Balkan dance & music, playing in a couple of orchestras, hiking, astronomy, gardening, reading, other species, etc., etc. |
