shreddlefork
- Real Name:
- Age:
- 37 years old
- Joined:
- October 4, 2006
About Me:
I am 35 years old, and as you can see I have a lot of time on my hands. Even though I spend a lot of time on jibjab, my priorities are in line. My ... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | Welcome to the shreddlefork jokebox. I hope you enjoy the jokes I have gathered. Please keep coming back, as I change them around all of the time. Thank you for visiting! |
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| About Me: | I am 35 years old, and as you can see I have a lot of time on my hands. Even though I spend a lot of time on jibjab, my priorities are in line. My beautiful wife, and 2 children ages 7 and 14 always come first. As a matter of fact, when I am home jibjab is usually not on, unless I am sharing funny things with friends or family. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | I have an unusual sense of humor. Sometimes things strike me as funny, and noone else thinks it is funny at all. I like impressionists, parodies and silly spoofs. To name specific comedians would take me forever. |
| Favorite Movies: | It would take me forever to name all of the movies that I would consider my favorite. I enjoy watching movies that make you think. I like psychological thrillers, and documentaries. |
| Favorite Television Shows: | To be quite honest, I find most television shows very stupid and difficult to watch. I enjoy the Amazing Race, Survivor, Everybody Loves Raymond reruns, Jericho, and American Idol. I have been known to watch Deal or No Deal from time to time, but Howie gets on my nerves. |
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| Favorite Books: | I love to read books that teach you things. I have read several books on men and women and why they are so different. I think it helps my marriage if I at least try to understand some of the difference between men and women. I will never have a true understanding, but at least I try. |
| Heroes: | Before I was married, my hero was my grandmother, who taught me to be honest and straight forward with people while always keeping their feelings in mind. Now, that I am married to my soulmate, my wife is my true hero. |
| Villains: | Anthony Hopkins played a villian that I think we all will remember forever ( one of my favorite movies Silence of the Lambs). Some people might consider out government as the real villian in many things. I think that people that waste the lives that they have been given are the worst kind of villians. |
| Interests: | I like to jibjab of course. I like to spend time with my family and try to do anything I can to improve myself as a father, and a husband. I like to try to do something different, like try something new, every day. I especially enjoy the end of the day, just before bedtime. It is this time that we light candles in the bedroom and listen to quiet, calm, relaxing music, and really spend some time talking and listening to each other. |
