roessner1016
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- 42 years old
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- December 9, 2005
About Me:
I am by nature a joker and though it's served me well in many experiences, sometimes I feel people don't take me seriously because of it... but I'd... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | Welcome to the box of a joker who loves the outdoors - Germans - girls and making money... or fun in the sun with guns - Huns - buns and tons of ones - |
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| About Me: | I am by nature a joker and though it's served me well in many experiences, sometimes I feel people don't take me seriously because of it... but I'd rather make you laugh than to make you cry. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | I like all comedians that are the extreme in their profession: Robin Williams (Improvisation), Mark Russell (Politics) and Bill Mahr (Commentary). Dave Letterman's Top 10 and Jay Leno's Monologue |
| Favorite Movies: | I'm a fan of action and comedy, no matter how slight the latter if the prior is omnipresent, in such movies as Don Juan with Errol Flynn, King Solomons Mines with Richard Chamberlain, 1776 with Wiliam Daniels, as well as more recently A Knights Tale with Heath Ledger |
| Favorite Television Shows: | "Hogans Heroes", due to the sheer brainlessness of the Germans, despite the fact that I am German, in it. The commandant was Klink his prisoners called him a fink, which was explained as a Firm, Intelligent, Nazi Kommandant. Klink was incompetent, but when it came to his duty... the main German General (Burkhalter) said it best: Klink guilty of treason? no! Guilty of stupidity? yes! |
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| Favorite Books: | See movies! Although naval action over land action overall. Loved C.S. Forrester and Patrick O'Brien, read all of Jane Austin... and loved their movies, as they were just as enjoyable. Liked "Rising Sun", but not so much the movie. Thought "The Firm" and "Pelican Brief" were good books, but hated the artistic licensing the movies used. |
| Heroes: | Anyone who speaks bluntly, without evading questions, especially those who are politically incorrect... with the exception of terrorists... whom I would sew into a pig skins and kick out of bombers over mosques. Do it often enough and either the terrorism will end or mosque roofs will be reinforced! |
| Villains: | Politicians, Sycophants, Brownnosers and Politically Correct People... in that order and who deserve just about as much respect that they offer others, which is not really much. Terrorists also, but unlike the others, as they speak bluntly and more often than not carry out their acts! |
| Interests: | Jokes, laughter, partying, and doing all the good things in life, whether or not their in fashion like eating, drinking, dancing, whoring and having a good time... going to the beach, napping in the lazy river of a waterpark, etc. |
