johngelgut
- Real Name:
- Location:
- Marion, Illinois, United States
- Age:
- 47 years old
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- Joined:
- October 8, 2006
About Me:
I was married for 22 years (to the same wife!). Now she's decided to move out with the kids. She's one of those people that think my sense of humor... See more about me
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- Jokes
- 2,104
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My JibJab URL: http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/johngelgut
| Welcome Message: | Greetings all Jib-Jabbers, my friends have always said that I have a very strange sense of humor. Maybe they're RIGHT! I can always find humor in the most bizarre things. Most people think I'm a little strange when I can laugh at stuff most people don't find funny. Well, too bad for them! Some folks wouldn't laugh at anything! |
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| About Me: | I was married for 22 years (to the same wife!). Now she's decided to move out with the kids. She's one of those people that think my sense of humor is odd. We have a son and a daughter who I can never fail to get to laugh or at least a smile from. At least they think I'm funny. I am currently on disability so I have plenty of time for jokes. I am now 47 and available! |
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| Favorite Comedians: | The late John Belushi, Jim Carrie, the late Chris Farley, David Spade, The Three Stooges, Cheech & Chong, Jerry Lewis. Jackie Gleason Jackie Mason, Rodney Dangerfiels, Jackie Chan, Johnny Carson, David Letterman, Jay Leno and myself among MAHY, MANY others! |
| Favorite Movies: | Star Wars (all of them), "The Train" with Burt Lancaster, Porky's (all of them), Vanhelsing, Old WWII Movies with John Wayne, and pretty much anything with Harrison Ford or Russell Crowe. Romantic Comedies rate right there at the top. too. |
| Favorite Television Shows: | I like the shows that are animated for adults; Family Guy is my favorite, South Park, Futurama, And pretty much any type of comedy. Life is TOO full of seriousness to sit in front of the boobtube and waste mt time watching serious stuff. Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" is funny. |
| Favorite Music: | ANYTHING bur (c)Rap or Hip-Hop!!! |
| Favorite Books: | The Bible. Books that have twisting, ironic endings. Believe it or not, I love to read technical books. Something that will further my knowledge. If any one has a suggestion, please e-mail me! |
| Heroes: | I can't think of one; this country REALLY needs a hero! |
| Villains: | Corrupt and crooked politicians and terrorists. People who change lanes without using their turn signals! People who by "birth" are better than anyone else! (If I see Brittney on the TV one more time, I'm going to scream)! |
| Interests: | Electronics, building computers, model railroading, reading and JOKING!!! |
