jmlieder
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- 52 years old
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- December 9, 2005
About Me:
I'm a CPA (you kow taxes and all that crap), business consultant (act like I know business) and computer consultant (even more fun making folks thi... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | Don't take things so seriously and you won't be offended by everything. LAUGH, LAUGH AND LAUGH. It truly is the best medicine for a positive attitude. |
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| About Me: | I'm a CPA (you kow taxes and all that crap), business consultant (act like I know business) and computer consultant (even more fun making folks think I know what I am doing). Back several millineium, in my younger days I was an absolute science nut (nerd). You know, physics, chemistry, biology, math etc. However, my true love always was (and still is) astronomy. But, I turned radical (wanted my long hair and nobody to tell me what to do) and decided to wait several years before going to college. Finally I decided to go and guess what, the future at the time didn't look too good for any of those fields (we have short views of the future at that age). I was engaged (thank god for small favors, it didn't work out) and I thought business school, now that is where the money is at (right, ha ha). So I followed the path of the greenback rather than pursuing something I loved (another of a number of bad choices). Discovered the greenbacks on this path were fairly small, got married (much better woman) and had those kids. In all honestly, the kids are what made everything worth while (until my daughter become a teenager, just kidding). Family, the true meaning of life. So, enjoy the family, the ones who really count and care and laugh your butt off at everything else. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Really too many to name. At the current time, I really get a kick out of Bill Engval, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable guy, all the guys on Who's Line is it Anyway, old timers like Johnny Carson, Jack Benny, all the old radio programs, Abbot |
| Favorite Movies: | Just about anyting science fiction, drama, scary or horror flicks. I really love comedy, but good comedy. For some reason, many of the films that come out are just stupid, insulting and not all that FUNNY. |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Lost, 24, CSI's. Not overly into many of the situation comedy's or the newest fad with the reality shows, most of them are crap. Especially ones that glorify bad behavior such as Survivor and Big Brother where the name of the game is backstabing, lieing and misrepresentation in the name of winning at all costs. Shows the lack of character. Character is doing the right thing when nobody is watching to see you do it. Love Who's Line is it Anyways, Everyone Loves Raymond, Seinfeld and some other sitcoms, but many of them I find to be boring after watching them very often. The same old thing over and over. |
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| Favorite Books: | To many to list here. One thing about a good book over a movie, I don't mind reading a good book a second time to see what I missed the first time. Very few movies are worth seeing a second time, many aren't worth the first time. |
| Heroes: | My Grandmother & Billy Graham. People serving in the military protecting our butts. |
| Villains: | Terrorists and their lack of respect for life and extreme radical ways of thinking. Anybody that intentionally hurts kids. Many celebrities that once they make it big (which is fine) but then they believe they deserve to be special and are better than the rest. Hate arragonce. |
| Interests: | Astronomy, flying model rockets, history. Most any science subject, computers. Doing things and spending time with my kids and wife. |
