baconbit
- Real Name:
- Location:
- ohio, United States
- Age:
- 27 years old
- Joined:
- December 4, 2005
About Me:
I am plagued with the worst luck known to man. No, really, Mother Nature hates me. Don't believe me? - My house has burned down, been flooded, hi... See more about me
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My Stats:
- Jokes
- 121
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- 85
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- 1,256
My JibJab URL: http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/baconbit
| Welcome Message: | welcome to my lair... |
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| About Me: | I am plagued with the worst luck known to man. No, really, Mother Nature hates me. Don't believe me? - My house has burned down, been flooded, hit by a tornado *twice*, I have been hit by a tornado while driving on the highway, I have been bitten by a brown recluse spider and, to top it all off, I have crahsed in a commercial jetliner. Aside from my love-hate relationship with Mother Nature, I occupy myself writing screenplays (any agents out there?), and making videos just to the left of abnormal (you can see a lot of them in my jokebox). I love to laugh (like a hyena if possible), I love animals, randomness, weightlifting, martial arts, playing baseball, and See's candy. If all of this doesn't make me cool, my face was in a couple jibjab.com cartoons ;) And there you have it, me in a nutshell. Brazil nut to be specific. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | kathy griffin, carol burnett, bob hope, red skelton, lucille ball, and preston sturgis. |
| Favorite Movies: | cider house rules, pirates of the caribbean, mr. and mrs. smith, the wizard of oz, the long long trailer, the miracle of morgans creek, 9 to 5, the major and the minor, funny girl, tammy and the bachelor, my big fat greek wedding, pretty much any Disney movie, and meet me in st. louis. just to name a few. very few ;) |
| Favorite Television Shows: | i love lucy, M*A*S*H, simpsons, family guy, leave it to beaver, the avengers, the golden girls, the carol burnett show, and the nanny |
| Favorite Music: | Elvis, Pink, Dean Martin, Andrews Sisters, Frank Sinatra, Connie Francis, Judy Garland, Janis Joplin, Kelly Clarkson, Michael Buble, Glenn Miller, Percy Faith, The Killers, Metallica, Nina Simone... |
| Favorite Books: | sweet potato queens book of love, marley and me, the hours, walden pond, biographies, the memory keepers daughter, little altars everywhere, and....the bartenders bible. |
| Heroes: | the inventor of dr. pepper. |
| Villains: | the evil little brown recluse spider that bit me. |
| Interests: | sports, martial arts, writing (ive completed four screenplays and am working on a book), animal rescue, disneyland, acting, imposing general mayhem upon those around me. |
