The_JokeMaster
- Real Name:
- Location:
- Miami, Florida, United States
- Age:
- 56 years old
- Website:
- Joined:
- January 20, 2007
About Me:
I had to change my image. All this attention has jepordized my identy in the Federal Witness Rejection Program. If I tell you any more, I'd have to... See more about me
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My Stats:
- Jokes
- 537
- Uploads
- 392
- Uploads Viewed
- 502,062
- Uploads Jibbed
- 3521
- Profile Viewed
- 2,966
My JibJab URL: http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/The_JokeMaster
| Welcome Message: | It is my firm belief that laughter is the root of all evil... no wait, evil is the root of all money... no, money is the square root of humor... Aw, I don't know - just stop laughing at me! |
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| About Me: | I had to change my image. All this attention has jepordized my identy in the Federal Witness Rejection Program. If I tell you any more, I'd have to eleminate you. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Why do you want to know my favorite condoms? Oh, comedians! I guess Leno, Carson, Robin Williams, Bush... all the good ones. |
| Favorite Movies: | Whatever I happen to be watching. But if I had to pick one, The Matrix. ...Did I take the red pill or the blue? |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Really big ones. Since I don't have cable, TV isn't very attractive. |
| Favorite Music: | Rock - 70's, 80's... I think they stopped making the good stuff after that. |
| Favorite Books: | Books? That's why I have computers - we don't need no stinkin' books! |
| Heroes: | ...I don't know. I suppose all the people who fight evil-doers on a daily basis. |
| Villains: | Bush, Chaney, the DC Gang. |
| Interests: | Computers - I've been building them since '82. I'm still waiting for them to actually work well. |
