TexarkanaBaby

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Location:
Austin, Texas, United States
Age:
54 years old
Joined:
September 10, 2005
About Me:

Remember, a halo only has to slip a few inches before it becomes a noose!! *** Nah, I ain't Overweight, I'm Under Tall! :-) See more about me

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Welcome Message: Here's hoping ya like my eclectic warped sense of humor!! May someone love us enough to forgive our faults, be blind to our blemishes, and tell the world about our virtues.
About Me: Remember, a halo only has to slip a few inches before it becomes a noose!! *** Nah, I ain't Overweight, I'm Under Tall! :-)
My Badges: Beta Member iconBig BoxMart iconGreat Experiment iconOver 100 icon
Favorite Comedians: Steve Martin, Carol Burnett, Gallagher, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady, Carlos Mencia, Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Jack Black just to name a few!
Favorite Movies: A Mighty Wind, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, School of Rock, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Rabbit-Proof Fence, Big Fish, The Insider, Rudy, Whale Rider, Drumline, Tuck Everlasting, Road to Perdition, Pumpkin...to name a few! :-) Anything with Steve Martin or Jodie Foster!!
Favorite Television Shows: Medium, The Closer, Psych, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Monk, House, Survivor, Amazing Race, Game Shows, Soap Operas
Favorite Music: Best Album ever - Carol King's Tapestry
Favorite Books: Any book on tape :-)
Heroes: All of the brave men and women of the Armed Forces, Teachers, CPS Workers, FireFighters, Good Samaritans
Villains: Anyone who hurts kids, Osama, Sadam, Terrorists, abusers, corrupt politicians, and law breakers!!
Interests: My grandkids, family & friends, and all Texas Longhorn Sports!!! Hook 'Em, Y'all!!