Smelter
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Take a U.S. map,.. point to the 'center' of it,... That's about where you find me. And that's,...about where this life has gone. GO BIG RED!!! (Big... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | Greeting those who have entered this hallowed hall. Sit. Kick the feet up. Can I get ya a coffee?? Man... Thanks for coming by. I so hope your stay is a comfortable one. Oh,...CRAP! QUICK!! Feet off the coffee table, please!!! Sorry... The wife just dusted! We play 'Pass the Guitar' here,.... so ya better have brought your sing'n voice!! But hey... Enjoy your stay,...I hope I made you 'slightly smile to totally laff'n your ass off'...Then I would have done my job here. Have a great day,.... and remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing. Smelter |
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| About Me: | Take a U.S. map,.. point to the 'center' of it,... That's about where you find me. And that's,...about where this life has gone. GO BIG RED!!! (Bigtime Nebraska Cornhusker fan!!) |
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| Favorite Comedians: | HAS to be Sam Kinnison or Steve Martin...They are and were my all-times!! |
| Favorite Movies: | Blood, gore, guts, monsters, supernatural....I watch them all. But if I had to drop it down to one favorite.... surprisingly be 'Crossroads'. Steve Vai on guitar as the Devil....AWESOME! |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Oh wow,... "24".... 'Nuff said. |
| Favorite Music: | AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING I PUT IN THIS BOX DISAPPEARS!!! FOR 3 friggin' YEARS!!! I HATE THIS BOX!!EVERYTHING I PUT HERE GOES AWAY!!! SCREW TELLING YOU 'WHO' I LIKE! I'M A MUSICIAN!! I LIKE IT ALL EXCEPT.....naw,... I'm not writing any names here! |
| Favorite Books: | Carpenter & Koontz.. Can't get enough of them. |
| Heroes: | ALL of our fighting troops! They totally ROCK! |
| Villains: | Ted Kennedy,... and that scarey dog-faced guy who pokes his head out of my closet at night since I was little,... WAIT! They could be the same!! |
| Interests: | Musician when I wanna be loud,... ...gardener, when I don't....Sure, I have a real job, but have been a musician since I was a young'un, and that has been the interest all my life. And, I've got pretty flowers everywhere! Good way to cure the 'head-aching-too much noise last nite' day afters..... Workin' in the garden. |
