Roadblock
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I'm a retired long haul trucker who had one hell of a colorful career. I still like to travel, but these days I do most of it on two wheels instead... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | Laugh every day and smile a lot, life is too short for anything less. The secret to life is to do something that you love. It won't seem like work, and if you do it well the money will follow. |
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| About Me: | I'm a retired long haul trucker who had one hell of a colorful career. I still like to travel, but these days I do most of it on two wheels instead of eighteen or more. Don't get the wrong idea, motorcycles aren't something new to me. I haven't been without one (or more) since I was fourteen( 40 years ago ). Now I have the time to play the way I like. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Benny Hill, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Tim Allen, Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Leno, Bill Cosby, Red Skelton, The Three Stooges, Redd Foxx , and anyone else who can tell a good joke ! |
| Favorite Movies: | American Graffity, Porky's, Animal House , RV , The Blues Brothers, National Lampoon's Vacation , Easy Rider, Shrek, Betty Boop, Laurel & Hardy. |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Coronation Street, Daily Planet, Sopranos, old cartoons and documentaries |
| Favorite Music: | The Blues, Old Rock and Roll , 70's rock anything pre-punk , some country- Alabama, Garth Brooks,etc(nothing twangy). |
| Favorite Books: | The Hobbit, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy,and just about any tech manual |
| Heroes: | Elwen(Pat)Patton - dispatch rider WW11, life long friend and mentor. R.I.P.-2007 All the men and women who have ever served their country and fought against oppression so that we may live free. |
| Villains: | A.Hitler & company, V.Lenin, J.Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Idi Amin DaDa, M.Noriega, J.Pinochet, O.Bin Laden, S.Hussain, J.Edgar Hoover, Brian Mulroney |
| Interests: | Beer, Good Looking Ladies, Beer, Cooking, Harley-Davidson, Kenworth, Hot-Rods , Classic Antique Motorcycles Cars and Trucks. Big Boy Toys in general. |
