ProfessorX
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- March 29, 2007
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| Welcome Message: | Greetings Humans, and fellow Mutants. My humor may be risque, but it won't drag you through the mud. Enjoy! |
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| About Me: | BORN IN THE STATE OF ARIZONA; BEFORE THE INVASION. CNN_AmnestyBillsWorstProvisions.wmv http://www.jibjab.com/view/174077 |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Very few current, their humor may be popular, but the old masters ( Red Skelton, Lucille Ball, Bill Cosby) could be funny without being coarse, foul, and degrading. I miss Flip Wilson and Jonathan Winters. |
| Favorite Movies: | Ben Hur, War of the Worlds (1953 original), Fail Safe, The Keep, Die Hard, The Jackel, The Mechanic, 9 to 5, Caddyshack, 13 Days, Bringing Down the House, All of Me, Somewhere in Time, Braveheart, and [of course] X MEN |
| Favorite Television Shows: | I don't know how many people share this, however; many times if I like a series, it goes to ******* CABLE!! Thank GOD they kept 24 on regular programming. As of 1-08, 24 disappeared "without a trace" no pun intended. (there was to be a 7th season...till the writers strike came along). CSI. |
| Favorite Music: | Dan Fogleberg, (he passed away recently- it still hurts-) The Who, Pink Floyd, Queensreich, CCR, Eurasian Eyes(Cory Hart), Foghat, Bon Jovi, Gordon Lightfoot, Loggins & Messina, Def Leppard, ELO, Eagles, Foreigner... |
| Favorite Books: | The Day of the Triffids, But Not In Shame, The Only Thing To Fear [By David Poyer; great historical fiction] The Hunter Out of Time,[Godspeed to find a copy in a used bookstore], The Greatest Generation, And if you are a Believer, apart from the Bible, a must read is The Christian in Complete Armour - Published by The Banner of Truth Trust. |
| Heroes: | Not many; but people who stand up for what is right even though it's not "popular"; Gen Douglas McArthur for one. Rev. Martin Luther King for another. |
| Villains: | REAL ones: Illegal Revenue Service [was supposed to pay for WW I, and then disappear.] RIGHT! Social Security Tax (F'd over by the Gov't who raided the trust fund for just about anything} and now they tax you TWICE !!!! Charles Manson; that waste of human skin should've been publicly executed on national T.V. for what he did. |
| Interests: | History, Military Aircraft, GOOD not trashy Science Fiction books and movies, (stories about time travel in particular) Italian pipes. |
