I'm a 54 year old virgin, I still live in my mothers basement, play donkey kong, eat donuts & oreos, And have to vacume my room at least once a yea... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | Attention everybody, I'm still a 54 year pld virgin. I still have room for another person to stay with me in my mothers basement. Watchout for the boogers though, I fling them on the wall. Hey, this one looks like President Bush! |
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| About Me: | I'm a 54 year old virgin, I still live in my mothers basement, play donkey kong, eat donuts & oreos, And have to vacume my room at least once a year. My mother gets kranky if I don't, "yes mother, I'll be right there", with the axe! Oh yeah, I have a Harley. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Jay Leno, Ma & Pa Kettle, Spanky & our gang, |
| Favorite Movies: | Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Apocalypto, Gangs of New York |
| Favorite Television Shows: | NCIS, Dirty Jobs, Modern Marvels |
| Favorite Music: | Beatles ROCK! |
| Favorite Books: | The yellow pages work for me, I can read and wipe my ass at the same time. |
| Heroes: | Bart Simpson, Moe, Larry & Curly, The milk man, Elmer Fudd, The road runner, he always gets away. Oh sorry, almost forgot Paris Hilton, poor thing, how can you expect a billionaire to make it on 75 cents a day! |
| Villains: | Any politican, all the nuns, I went to Catholic school, Match.com, nobody seems to pic the 500 lb brat with acne. |
| Interests: | NOTHING1 |