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ImNotAMonkey
- Real Name:
- Location:
- South Africa
- Age:
- 32 years old
- Joined:
- June 6, 2007
About Me:
Currently vying for alpha male status at Bloemfontein zoo. Handlers are jerks about the cigarettes and soda pop See more about me
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My JibJab URL: http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/ImNotAMonkey
| Welcome Message: | Bring me cigarettes. And ladies with flaming red behinds |
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| About Me: | Currently vying for alpha male status at Bloemfontein zoo. Handlers are jerks about the cigarettes and soda pop |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Letterman |
| Favorite Movies: | Who has time these days for a whole frickin movie? I have to make the rounds along the perimeter fence by the moat and check the logs for bananas. Also I have a really short attention span |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Seinfeld. Kramer goes over well in the pen. George too. |
| Favorite Music: | Bossa Nova |
| Favorite Books: | Illiterate. Obviously I had help setting up my jibjab profile |
| Heroes: | Tourists with cigarettes |
| Villains: | Handlers |
| Interests: | Cigarettes and ladies with red behinds. I also like flying into an uncontrollable rage and creating noise |
