Firststrike
- Real Name:
- Age:
- 42 years old
- Joined:
- September 12, 2006
About Me:
Tall, middle aged, fat, hairy, going grey but my wife loves me anyway...bless her heart. See more about me
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- 120
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My JibJab URL: http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/Firststrike
| Welcome Message: | If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. |
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| About Me: | Tall, middle aged, fat, hairy, going grey but my wife loves me anyway...bless her heart. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Robin Williams, Bill Cosby, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, George Carlin, Louie Anderson |
| Favorite Movies: | Full Metal Jacket (esp. the first half), Tears of the Sun, Blackhawk Down, Last of the Dogmen |
| Favorite Television Shows: | The Unit, COPS, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Whose Line is it Anyway? (w/ Drew), Blue Collar TV |
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| Favorite Books: | The Consitution of the United States of America, "The Way Things Ought To Be" and "See, I Told You So" by Rush Limbaugh, "How I Exposed Liars, Cheaters, Thieves and Scam Artists and Became the Scourge of the Liberal Media" by John Stossel |
| Heroes: | Dave Thomas (founder of Wendy's), Rush Limbaugh (live with it libs), My beautiful wife |
| Villains: | Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, the taxman, anti-gun morons who think that making guns illegal will prevent criminals from getting them (ever hear of cocaine...hello!!), Islamofacists who kill women and children in the name of God, arrogant self absorbed Hollywood liberals and media types who think the rest of us are idiots for daring to disagree with them, Anyone who f's with my family |
| Interests: | Hunting, fishing, camping, backpacking, reading, loving my wife |
