Dixie52800
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- 19 years old
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- April 9, 2006
About Me:
Hi! You are reading the profile of a very opinionated radical Republican math whiz who uses highly elaborate rhetoric. In case you haven't already ... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | You are now entering the humor realm of an opinionated Republican who loves satirizing liberal tree-huggers...conservatives always welcome, liberals enter if you dare!!!... |
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| About Me: | Hi! You are reading the profile of a very opinionated radical Republican math whiz who uses highly elaborate rhetoric. In case you haven't already noticed, I am weird, strange, and different, and I like living that way. It works for me in ways that would never suffice for normal people. My mantra: NORMALCY SUCKS! Be yourself: even actors cannot truly become their characters. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Jeff Foxworthy and Ryan, Colin, and Wayne from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" |
| Favorite Movies: | Catwoman, Legally Blonde, Domino, Step Up |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Numb3rs (!), Law |
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| Favorite Books: | When Character was King (by Peggy Noonan, very comprehensive biography of Ronald Reagan), The Great Santini (by Pat Conroy, autobiographical allegory of a Marine pilot who doesn't know how to love his family), Somebody's Hero (by Marilyn Pappano, a romance novel about a struggling author who moves next door to a reclusive but honorable and caring man, some really good dirty scenes!, also inspired one of my [as-of-yet unpublished] novels and several of my poems), any of Meg Cabot's novels |
| Heroes: | President Bush, Sean Hannity, Ronald Reagan |
| Villains: | the Clinton family, Al Sharpton, Kathleen Blanco, Ray Nagin, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Al Qaeda and all other terrorist organizations, Jacques Chirac and all French wienerschnitzel a-holes!!! |
| Interests: | cats!!!, politics (Republican), writing (my passion!), music, art, math |
