Aslan

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Age:
28 years old
Joined:
December 16, 2005
About Me:

Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me? Bette Midler, from Beaches, the Movie. She said I could use this. (Pssst... See more about me

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My Stats:
Jokes
28
Uploads
19
Uploads Viewed
17,947
Uploads Jibbed
30
Profile Viewed
344

My JibJab URL: http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/Aslan


Welcome Message: I am trying to be a better and friendlier person. Now go away.
About Me: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me? Bette Midler, from Beaches, the Movie. She said I could use this. (Pssst... She doesn't look at Jib Jab, does she?) I found and posted 25 jokes. No more. #26 begins my own original material. Let me know if you heard it somewhere else first.
My Badges: Beta Member icon
Favorite Comedians: Billy Crystal Robin Williams Jonathan Winters Norma Jean Steven Wright Judy Tenuta Not necessarily in that order.
Favorite Movies: The Ten Commandments, Cheerleaders in Bondage, The Greatest Story Ever Told, and Das Butt.
Favorite Television Shows: Lost
Favorite Music:
Favorite Books: Till We Have Faces - C. S. Lewis, Other Voices, Other Rooms - Truman Capote, My Pet... oh, never mind.
Heroes: My Dad My Mom Winston Churchill
Villains: The entire dubya administration administration Pronunciation: &d-"mi-n&-'strA-sh&n
Interests: Gardening, animals, fish, religion, Wicca, rain, the Moon, dark chocolate in black coffee, and people who are kind and gentle. Now go away.