A picture e-card is worth a thousand words. This one says aging sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks....
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Separately, 4 and 0 are just two goofy digits without a purpose. Together, they deliver a momentous message: Happy 40th!
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A picture e-card is worth a thousand words. This one says aging sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks....
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This clever pictogram isn't just another birthday birthay card saying, "You're old." This one says, "You're F-ING old!"
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Your friend's face is a piece of the puzzle in this pictographic e-card with a profound hidden message: "You are ancient!"
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Wish that old-timer a happy birthday by putting them in this caveman setting. They should feel right at home there!
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Even googly eyes on the number 50 can't sugar-coat plain truth expressed in this milestone birthday e-card. "You're old!"
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If you can't say something nice to someone on their birthday, say it with a smart-ass e-card. That way they can't fight back!
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A picture paints a thousand words, but when it comes to birthdays, all you need is two. This wordless e-card says it all!
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Fun birthday fact: The more ear hair you have, the closer you are to death. Won't that be fascinating to the aging birthday pe...
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Send some wisdom from the philosopher Sockrates to remind a friend that with age comes dignity, wisdom and a certain "air."
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Wishing a birthday hater a happy birthday to their face can be hazardous to your health. Sending this funny e-card is much safer.
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A rockin' birthday wish for someone who's young at heart. Very young. Maybe even a little disturbingly young.
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This straight-talking birthday eCard reminds us that alcohols is not a good way to deal with aging. It's a GREAT way!
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Surprise an old cowpoke with this remixed classic western scene. Be careful, "Happy Birthday" is fightin' words!
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The pert and peppy Pom-Pom Squad knows how to say, "You're old!" Good and loud, because the hearing is the first thing to go.
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In this e-card, the legendary wise man delivers some ancient Chinese wisdom for a birthday person who's, well... ancient!
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A little action-packed dirt bike footage to remind a friend that they're not over the hill yet. They're just really close!
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In vintage film style, an Upstanding Citizen (note the respectable coat and tie) gently breaks the bad news: "You're old."