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Sockrates Preview Video

Sockrates

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Send some wisdom from the philosopher Sockrates to remind a friend that with age comes dignity, wisdom and a certain "air."

Birthday Hater Preview Video

Birthday Hater

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Wishing a birthday hater a happy birthday to their face can be hazardous to your health. Sending this funny e-card is much safer.

Young Again Preview Video

Young Again

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A rockin' birthday wish for someone who's young at heart. Very young. Maybe even a little disturbingly young.

Drown Your Sorrows Preview Video

Drown Your Sorrows

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This straight-talking birthday eCard reminds us that alcohols is not a good way to deal with aging. It's a GREAT way!

By The #s: Happy 40th Preview Picture

By The #s: Happy 40th

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Separately, 4 and 0 are just two goofy digits without a purpose. Together, they deliver a momentous message: Happy 40th!

Howdy Cowboy Preview Video

Howdy Cowboy

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Surprise an old cowpoke with this remixed classic western scene. Be careful, "Happy Birthday" is fightin' words!

You're Old Preview Video

You're Old

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The pert and peppy Pom-Pom Squad knows how to say, "You're old!" Good and loud, because the hearing is the first thing to go.

Getting Old Sucks Preview Picture

Getting Old Sucks

Picture Starring You®

A picture e-card is worth a thousand words. This one says aging sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks....

Confucius: You're Old Preview Video

Confucius: You're Old

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In this e-card, the legendary wise man delivers some ancient Chinese wisdom for a birthday person who's, well... ancient!

Pictogram Ewe Are Old Preview Picture

Pictogram Ewe Are Old

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This clever pictogram isn't just another birthday birthay card saying, "You're old." This one says, "You're F-ING old!"

You're Not Over the Hill...YET Preview Video

You're Not Over the Hill...YET

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A little action-packed dirt bike footage to remind a friend that they're not over the hill yet. They're just really close!

Bad News Preview Video

Bad News

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In vintage film style, an Upstanding Citizen (note the respectable coat and tie) gently breaks the bad news: "You're old."

You Are Ancient Preview Picture

You Are Ancient

Picture Starring You®

Your friend's face is a piece of the puzzle in this pictographic e-card with a profound hidden message: "You are ancient!"

You Groweth Olde Preview Video

You Groweth Olde

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In this eCard, a great puppet thespian performs a Shakespearean monologue with a birthday message for the ages: You groweth old!

You Still Got It - Hero Preview Video

You Still Got It - Hero

Video Starring You®

Cast your friend in this wacky superhero video to let them know that even though they may be older, they still kick major butt!

Cave Man Birthday Preview Picture

Cave Man Birthday

Picture Starring You®

Wish that old-timer a happy birthday by putting them in this caveman setting. They should feel right at home there!

Still F-ckable? Preview Video

Still F-ckable?

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Every woman is sensitive about birthdays. Send this to reassure her that she's still got her looks, charm, and f-ckability.

By The #s: 50, You're Old! Preview Picture

By The #s: 50, You're Old!

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Even googly eyes on the number 50 can't sugar-coat plain truth expressed in this milestone birthday e-card. "You're old!"

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