A picture e-card is worth a thousand words. This one says aging sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks....
Your friend's face is a piece of the puzzle in this pictographic e-card with a profound hidden message: "You are ancient!"
Wish that old-timer a happy birthday by putting them in this caveman setting. They should feel right at home there!
Even googly eyes on the number 50 can't sugar-coat plain truth expressed in this milestone birthday e-card. "You're old!"
This clever pictogram isn't just another birthday birthay card saying, "You're old." This one says, "You're F-ING old!"
Separately, 4 and 0 are just two goofy digits without a purpose. Together, they deliver a momentous message: Happy 40th!
If you can't say something nice to someone on their birthday, say it with a smart-ass e-card. That way they can't fight back!
A picture paints a thousand words, but when it comes to birthdays, all you need is two. This wordless e-card says it all!
Fun birthday fact: The more ear hair you have, the closer you are to death. Won't that be fascinating to the aging birthday pe...