Singing cake with an upbeat ditty honoring not only the birthday person, but the heroic mom who labored to squeeze them out.
Putting your friend in this dance video will prove that they can still bust a move, along with an arm, a leg, and maybe a hip.
What masked avenger of early California keeps birthdays safe from pinatas everywhere? The one, the only Zorro! Engarde, Pinata!
Vintage newsreel footage of bathing beauties on balance boards is way cheaper and less frustrating than a lap dance. A lot fun...
When a bolt-necked monster says, "Aueeeeaauuuagh," that's an important birthday safety message we should all take to heart!
This vintage video has everything the birthday guy will love: gorgeous babes and the implication that he’s got a big package.
Some people say "Happy Birthday" with cake and presents, others with cards, others with a flying, pooping owl. Which will you ...
This e-card features poker-playing dogs discussing the best things to get on your birthday. "Neutered" isn't one of them.
The scantily-clad blonde in this vintage video must be old enough to be the birthday guy's grandma by now. Like he's gonna care!